alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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