? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
