We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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