just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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