awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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