Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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