This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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