Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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