I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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