making cat noises will not fix the situation.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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