called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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