It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
how drunk are you?
Several
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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