she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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