hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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