i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Your penis caused this!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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