Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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