I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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