glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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