dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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