At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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Crop dusting thru forever 21
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