no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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