Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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