Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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