barbara walters just said penis...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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