I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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