Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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