he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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