Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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