How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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