How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Dear god my vagina.
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