either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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