At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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