She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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