Midget sex pt 2 tonight
everyone is single if you try hard enough
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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