the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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