i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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