last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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