what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I fill condoms, not promises.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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