So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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