i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Damn victory sex feels great
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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