College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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