Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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