found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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