Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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