He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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