Her vagina should come with caution tape.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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