Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Randomize
