Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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