Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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