if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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