Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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